Monday, November 19, 2007

No Wonder I Have No Friends

I took a personality test this morning that proved to be about 95% accurate. In sum, I am the Larry David of Frisco, Texas.

The summary:

You do not experience strong, irresistible cravings and consequently do not find yourself tempted to overindulge, however you are not generally self conscious about yourself. People generally perceive you as distant and reserved, and you do not usually reach out to others. You prefer facts over fantasy and are more interested in what is happening in the real word. You are tenderhearted and compassionate, feeling the pain of others vicariously and are easily moved to pity, however you feel superior to those around you and sometimes tend to be seen as arrogant by other people. You take your time when making decisions and will deliberate on all the possible consequences and alternatives.

Other highlights:

  • You don't usually get angry too easily but some things can easily annoy you.
  • You tend to feel overwhelmed by, and therefore actively avoid, large crowds. You often need privacy and time for yourself.
  • Generally you are not considered to be an emotional person, however you are aware of and in touch with your emotions.
  • You do not particularly like helping other people. Requests for help feel like an imposition on your time. You are not adverse to confrontation and will sometimes even intimidate others to get your own way.
  • You are well-organized and like to live according to routines and schedules.
  • You also like to debate intellectual issues and often enjoy riddles, puzzles and brain teasers.
  • You take your time when making decisions and will deliberate on all the possible consequences and alternatives.