Not To Pick at Scabs, But...

I started to clean out my office and at the bottom of the pile was a newspaper from 14 September. It was still in its plastic and I couldn't bear throwing it away without at least getting my 50 cent's worth.

What I Learned That I Wish I Had Known Then:

Kimberly Williams-Paisley turned 34. I should have sent a card with my phone number inside.

Faith Ford turned 41. I should have sent a card with my phone number inside - ten years ago.

Remember the story of the idiot in Wisconsin that climbed into the wrong deer blind and got in a shooting match with people who actually belonged there and ended up killing several of them? Well, he's finally on trial.

What I Learned That I Didn't Need to Learn Then or Ever:

Wheel of Fortune apparently taped several episodes in New Orleans last month. They are being kept in the can for Sweeps Weeks. I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat: "Shameless Promotion".

Joe Biden seems to think that on the first Monday in October, Chief Justice Roberts will sit for the traditional Opening Day picture in a white sheet instead of a black one. He'll be the hooded one.


So, I hope you got your money's worth.