Dear irk,
I left the "D" out - just like you do.
However, your maneuvers may make you a two-sport international superstar, much like the Bo Jackson of this century.
When Baron Davis repeatedly drove the lane on you, you deftly pivoted your outside foot, opened your body to the wide part of the lane, and swiped at the ball.
Ole!
You have the makings to be the finest matador in all of Mexico.
Sincerely,
Asociación Mexicana de Turismo de Aventura y Ecoturismo